Teh Hoz

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nobody@vox.com(Teh Hoz) — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:19:13 +0800

It's official, my safety glasses are l33t.

And I don't want to break with regular tradition so here is some more camera-phone goodies.

It's wednesday night and i'm in the middle of north bridge outside the TAB I find a dancing cockatoo. Normal enough?

I'm currently at tradesmen school which is a little boring, but it's better than work. No stress here, I get 100% on the tests. heh.

It's friday and i'm drinking red wine :D

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More camera phonography

nobody@vox.com(Teh Hoz) — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:13:31 +0800

Hello there,

I've got more random camera phone images. I should start up a group or something.

Motor with Balls

This is like a random motor on display, I'm assuming it's for a plane or something. But just look at the size of the balls it has! Crikey.

Hoz on Statue's Crotch

I've been known to hang out on statue's crotches.

Fucking tourists.

Hot diggity.

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Chemistry

nobody@vox.com(Teh Hoz) — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 00:49:20 +0800

I can't sleep. This could be due to having a coffee at about 7:30pm tonight. Probably not a good idea but I drank a couple of beers at work this afternoon which would of made me prematurely tired. I tried to counter act that affect with the aforementioned coffee. Turns out i'm not a chemist and I don't mix 'drugs' well.

I did however see transformers tonight. I wouldn't say there was more that meets the eye. It was kinda good but not brilliant, I wouldn't go see it again.

Hoz & Will Ferrell

When I can't sleep I think it's a great time to upload photos of me in stupid situations. This was taken tonight on my dodgey camera phone. Once again proving that my maturity levels are forever not increasing.

Ok.

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Vox Hunt: Fireworks

nobody@vox.com(Teh Hoz) — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:45:36 +0800

Show us some fireworks.

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Weather

nobody@vox.com(Teh Hoz) — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:04:13 +0800

So umm, how's about this weather?

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Bollywood

nobody@vox.com(Teh Hoz) — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:42:19 +0800

I was at a crazy party last night.. It had a theme: Indian. And I'm not talking about the cowboys and indian types, i'm talking about todays indian society. I think the guy that was hosting the party (for his 40th) practiced his Apu (sp?) accent. He had it down quite well.

I however didn't dress up. I just wore jeans and a nerd shirt (as usual) How boring.

Something I did find strange/funny however was when I went to the toilet and found this.

Toiletpaper

Ignore the crazy colour tones, i'm sure all the paper was actually white. It's just my dodgy camera phone device, it's quite shit.

But still, that's alot of toilet paper. How whackidy whack. Almost as whack as watching young indian girls dancing on a tv set, apparently it's called Bollywood. I am seriously lacking a culture gene or three, I really have no idea what they are all on about.

They had lots of great food which I managed to throw up in my toilet during the late stages of last night. Tasted just as good the second time around, I think.. I was kinda drunk by that stage and the idea of vomiting didn't really bother me.

Alrighty, I've had enough of writing about my life. I have to go out and pick up my parents from the airport.

Edit: My friend sylvia (atrei) managed to take a photo of me that night.

Hoz, by Atrei

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sugar sugar sugar

nobody@vox.com(Teh Hoz) — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:52:57 +0800

It's the weekend!

I quite enjoy weekends.

Yesterday I went to tip top to do some calibrations on their ovens and what not. For my brilliant services the guy there gave me packets of pancakes. So this morning I was obliged to head to coles to get some maple syrup and whipped cream.

I turned this

Pancake

Into this!

Pancake

I'm realising now that I should of used warmer tones on those images. Eh, I'll change it later (maybe). For now I should get out of the house and do something. something, anything! not sure what exactly, but it's the weekend I shouldn't let my life get absorbed into this computer.

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Sandy

nobody@vox.com(Teh Hoz) — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:22:31 +0800

I was up in lancelin for the weekend, it was great fun and I got some cool shots. I'll be going back there for sure :)

The Hoz will make you Jump Jump

Apple shaped balloon

Smokey

Gary goes woof!

Remember kids, don't play with fire..

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Up up and away

nobody@vox.com(Teh Hoz) — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 20:18:33 +0800

I'm going up to lancelin on the weekend. I'll be taking a few medium format (big film) shots and yeah, i'll see what happens.

Meanwhile I've took some photos of my friend last week sometime and I've finally now got around to uploading them. Some are a little weird and spooky but she wanted them :)

Melissa

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Chefamatic

nobody@vox.com(Teh Hoz) — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:02:13 +0800

Last night I had a friend come over and we shuffled lots of meat, pasta, sauces and vegies between a few different frying pans. We managed to fill up about 10 lunch sized meals for me to take to work over the next couple weeks or so. It was a great success :D

Meat

Being the camera nerd that I am I just had to whip out my camera for pictorial evidence. Don't you just love my ability to cube'a'rize a big slab of meat? :)

I know it may be hard to believe (given the evidence above) but I'm actually a really terrible cook. But! I am trying however and with enough practice I might be able to make edible things by myself one day.

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